Nick and Mia: two young struggling writers trying to make ends meet who are at the end of their rope, seemingly without a shot in hell of making something for themselves. But after one night of alcohol-fueled debauchery and putting their fingers to laptop, the duo possess something that could change their lives... alone or together. Ghosted Ink (sponsored by Goldsmith Drama Society) presents, Congratulations You Bastard!, a comedy that looks at artistic integrity, what we all really want out of life and how sometimes, no matter the excuse, we'll try and get completely sh*t-faced.